Tessa Hartle
@SmallHartle
“Your last recital shows you’ve been working very hard. I noticed particularly much more feeling in your right elbow.” - Leopold Godowksy
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This is what they mean by the Deep State
Happy Belated Birthday to the Youngest Python from the Oldest Python - Who’s next?
A very risqué act from “The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball” with Graham Chapman and Tim Brooke-Taylor! 🕺🕺🕺 🤭 #comedy #dance #chachacha
Fuck sake 😂
Fun fact: did you know that after every hour of work at amazon the computer taunts you with a 30 second break where you say mantras that help you come to peace with your own exploitation?
Being a woman is cool because your body can literally go in and out of style.
I love Yiddish The difference between a schmuck and a schlemiel is that a schmuck can improve himself but a schlemiel is lost forever Tomorrow: Schlimazel...
Bless this child.
Some people aren’t happy unless they’re being a pain in the ass. - Hartle 1:1
What does a robber baron sound like in 2021?
Howard Dean pushes Biden to oppose generic Covid-19 vaccines for developing countries interc.pt/3fS65gp
“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge
Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me...
Meanwhile volcanic rocks are being found in Brazil that look like Cookie Monster
"Once society has the tools to clamp down, it tends to get mission creep, and reach for bans more and more instead of making difficult choices." taibbi.substack.com/p/after-the-qa…
It’s not every day I see a man who could be straight out of a David Lynch casting call scampering out of my apartment building.
The cruel irony of Michigan being the automotive capital of the US whilst seemingly none of its residents are adequately equipped to pilot such machinery is not lost on this intrepid road warrior princess. #I94 #GreatLakesGreatTimes #IveHeardGoodThings
Pushing 35.5 years of age = immediately chooses the dragon stamps when provided with the various stamp options at the post office. #motherofdragonstamps
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