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Chloe Amber Stephens

@SmallStump

a strange young lady in a strange big world.

Guess what world! there's no such thing as god! you might as well pick up the three little pigs its the same as the bible.


You see a politician on the streets, first thing that runs through your mind is ''where's my gun''.


When Friday comes around and I know its pocket money day:D


Playing tug of war in the kitchen with your dog can be the best thing ever :)

SmallStump's tweet image. Playing tug of war in the kitchen with your dog can be the best thing ever :)

Why my dog sooooooo little?

SmallStump's tweet image. Why my dog sooooooo little?

Real women don't clean the kitchen, they play video games. I'm a real women.


Have you ever wondered what goes though the mind of a dog when they eat there own crap? Because I sure know what goes though mine.


Wow have not tweeted since 2011 time to get back on track.


I swear dogs should be energetic, mine moves like a sloth :P


Why does your nose run and your feet smell?


This year for Halloween I am dressing as the government and taking half of everyone’s candy. (Little late but ow well)


had to go to hospital last night, sprained my ankle now I can move it for up to 6weeks D:


Stumble upon.... when you stumble onto a site all about dick length and you think to yourself what has this world come to.


I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.


I have really bad back pain yet I am the one giving my mum a back rub :/


If you eat a live toad in the morning then nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. :D


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