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Smashed Sparty

@SmashedSparty

Sparty likes to Party. #SpartanNation

Anyone want to buy this account? I need booze money. 100% serious. ?


SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE ROCKING SPARTAN APPAREL ON SPRING BREAK. #GOGREEN


I don't even have a sleep schedule anymore its just a gigantic mess


(What the fuck is a Boilermaker)


There is a time and place for decaf coffee - never, and in the trash


Go home weather, you’re drunk


Spring Break Diet Tip: fill your fridge with spiders


RT IF YOU WANT TO DRINK UNTIL YOU CANT SEE THE DRESS ANYMORE


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Sparty! @michiganstateu has one of the best flunkin' mascots in all of the land! #MSU #Spartans @SmashedSparty

ClusterFlunk's tweet image. Sparty! @michiganstateu has one of the best flunkin' mascots in all of the land! #MSU #Spartans @SmashedSparty

GOPHUCK YOURSELVES MINNESOTA


You wanna know how I got these scars? I walked outside in the cold and yawned...


When you start calculating your test score DURING the test you know it's real


IT IS ALARMING THAT THIS WEATHER FEELS SO GOOD TO ME RIGHT NOW


Leave the womb, they said, it'll be fun, they said


Would be pretty dope if Sparty started fighting crime at night


Girl just casually popped a Plan B in class


A victory for MSU = a loss for my liver


HAPPY THAT I ONLY HAD TO WEAR ONE PAIR OF PANTS OUTSIDE TODAY


“Hey Pandora listener! Is it time you earn your college degree?” I’M TRYING PANDORA. IM TRYING MY FUCKING HARDEST


MSU pick up line: let’s find out how many layers you have on


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