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Fancy that! 300,000 people with criminal records for having a fag or a glass of wine! And yet the rotten, thieving, corrupt, ANC get away with stealing and wasting R1,5 trillion! 300,000 arrested for breaking lockdown laws: Bheki Cele timeslive.co.za/politics/2020-… via @TimesLIVE


My astronaut girlfriend dumped me. She said she needs space. #JiveJokeOff


Thank you student loans for getting me through university. I don’t think I can ever repay you. #JiveJokeOff


I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said; I told you not to call me mom in front of people. #JiveJokeOff


What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac n’ roll #JiveJokeOff


My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot, it got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away. #JiveJokeOff


I wouldn’t buy anything Velcro. It’s a total rip off #JiveJokeOff


Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands! #jivejokeoff



Started reading some shit about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down #JiveJokeOff



Can you hear the laughter already? The #JiveJokeOff is now LIVE until 3pm! Tweet us your best (or worst) joke and you could WIN some limited edition #JiveFunnyFlavour. Go!



I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge #JIVEJOKEOFF



Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged #JiveJokeOff 🤣🤣


I am thinking of getting a new haircut, Iam going to mullet over #JiveJokeOff 🤣🤣


I had seafood last night, now Iam eel. #JiveJokeOff 🤣🤣


Some sexy sidecars to start!#RemyFashionist

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Gearing up for the #RemyFashionist event this evening. Suit up ya’ll!👌🏻

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When we put your brand infront of shoppers: ✔️We professional ✔️We enthusiastic & friendly ✔️Proactively engage ✔️Drive sales #Promotions #BrandBuilding #TeamAmpd

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✔️We professional
✔️We enthusiastic & friendly
✔️Proactively engage 
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#Promotions #BrandBuilding #TeamAmpd

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Don't worry Jacob, we know know what it's like when they don't love you back, maybe this will help bit.ly/DSMagicYT. #ZumaResponds #ZumaRecall #Magic

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Have you got your Early Bird tickets for #WAFF2018 yet? If not, hurry! R100 for UNLIMITED tastings! Don’t miss out!🎟🍷bit.ly/2FAsrO6


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Summa, Client Service: Bots (through DeepText) are great at automatic re-targeting, so they allow for a subtle but converting approach if used correctly (1/2)


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