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(Smoky Quartz takes a few deep breaths, leans forward and lets out a small burp. The bulls-eye waves slightly)


Ever say "sink the dink"? (hits Jasper with the yo-yo)


Oh! I can lick my elbow. I have three of them now! (Sticks her tongue out and tries to lick an elbow)


I think a Rose Quartz and an Amethyst make a... (spins in the air)


Eh. You an' me, both.


They say "two wrongs don't make a right". I guess I'm living proof that THAT'S true!


Okay! (slams mallet an base, reaches Pearl's picture)


Uh, Sardonyx... I just don't know...


It's... corruption. (unfuses)


I ain't exactly a deck of cards here.


Uh, THIS one's called, (summons third yo-yo), "Dog-Walking is Just my Day Job 'til I Finally Get That Callback"!


Yeah. Yeah, I guess that IS how surprises work!


Heya! I'm Smoky Quartz, nice to meet'cha!


What? One more time. (slams mallet one final time, reaching Garnet's picture)


Uh... Sorry, looks like I got a bit carried away. I'll try to "reel it in" next time.


Hold on, I've got a move that'll really BLOW you away.


Wuh-oh! (wraps yo-yo around rock above and pulls up)


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