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❛ Stop doing stupid shit and I’ll stop revoking your access. ❜ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
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• Thread of Importance • ❛ I’m the Deputy Director of SHIELD. Lying to the entire world is in the job description, right next to “some overtime required”, which I would like to point out is a s e v e r e understatement. ❜
❛ It’s faster than delivery with the whole Tʜᴡɪᴘ, Tʜᴡɪᴘ thing . ❜ ➳ 𝙈𝘾𝙐, scouting for SL partners & banter, 𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙞 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 & 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧. Retweets loved.
Cue the haughty sniffing. "Yes. I'm great friends with Thor and Sif. Not Loki, he's a pain in my ass."
"I'm not alienist. I have alien friends."
"Are you /sure/? How do you know these things, space girl? Do they have space milfs?"
"It could be. If Talia had a child, I'd still be attracted to her for exactly those reasons. Wouldn't that make her a milf?" Honestly, Maria isn't that up to date on modern colloquialisms.
"What about when their body shows strength? Resilience? Sheer power?"
// So many of the Avengers / SHIELD agents are ex-military, like /damn/. Steve, Sam, Hill, Rhodey, Carol, Bucky, Peggy, Fury...
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