DJ Viewmaster
@SmoothAsTalc
Freelance Rocket Surgeon, and voice of Kramer's hair in Seinfeld. I also make rude faces at people on the bus.
Is there a difference between a chocolate muffin and a chocolate cupcake?
My Dad: Quit pestering me for quotes to pad your Twitter page
The things my father says: The 60s were a different time You could dress like a schmuck and nobody gave a damn
Another from my dad: A man goes to college so he can get a good job that pays well enough so he can pay for his kid to go to college
Quoting my father What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common They both go circling around Uranus looking for Klingons
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