Single Girl Problems
@SngleGrlProblem
Who needs a boyfriend when I have you guys?! Right?!
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A little birdie told me HootSuite is now on iPhone... #HootSuiteiPhone http://hootsuite.com/iphone xxx . x Ed
My cat is pregnant. I don't know if I should be jealous or inquire about the baby daddy's cute friends. #morecatsplease #singlegirlproblems
Are you winking at me, or is there something in your eye? #singlegirlproblems
#singlegirlproblems RT @TrebledLocs: Dating myself. I know how to love me best.
Being single means never saying 'I'm sorry,' 'I love you,' 'Harder,' etc. #singlegirlproblems
Been there. Get well soon! RT @stefcat23: My cat can't make me soup, or run out to get me more tissues and cough syrup. #singlegirlproblems
There are 5 'Do Not Answer's in my cell phone, and I can't remember who's who. #singlegirlproblems
Your AC is my drug. I mean... your LOVE. Your LOVE is my drug. ...wait, what were we talking about? #singlegirlproblems
#singlegirlproblems RT @omgstephlol: What single girl gets rid of cable? My bedroom = boring. Reading The Iliad on Xanax is more exciting.
Songs about breaking up make me cry. So do songs about being in love. So do songs about having sex. #singlegirlproblems
Where do I get that potion Alice in Wonderland drinks? So much easier than dieting. #singlegirlproblems
Even my landlord won't return my phone calls. #singlegirlproblems
Hi, mom. Hold on... let me check... Yep. Still single. Please alert dad, grandma, Aunt Jean, Uncle Pete, & your dentist. #singlegirlproblems
It's date night and I have a decision to make - remote control or vibrator? #singlegirlproblems
Idk what's worse - a condom flying out of my bag in front of a hot guy, or the fact that it expired 2 yrs ago. #singlegirlproblems
Hug your cats, bitches! RT @stefcat23 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Saturday, June 4, is HUG YOUR CAT DAY (no, really, it is!) #singlegirlproblems
'Table for one' is a four letter word. #singlegirlproblems
I don't know. It's probably not healthy to count Bloody Mary mix as a serving of vegetables. #singlegirlproblems
#singlegirlproblems RT @katietheresaa: You're a virgin who can't drive.
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