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Snobby Caleb

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Call me when your Dad has an £80,000 car

Sitting in sixth form flexing my noise-cancelling headphones, computer and biceps 😎

SnobbyCaleb's tweet image. Sitting in sixth form flexing my noise-cancelling headphones, computer and biceps 😎

Can’t believe my farther bought me this piece of rubbish. The second I received this monstrosity I spat in his face and demanded that he immediately bought me a MacBook or else child line would have been called. Still love you daddy and we can paint our nails later.

SnobbyCaleb's tweet image. Can’t believe my farther bought me this piece of rubbish. The second I received this monstrosity I spat in his face and demanded that he immediately bought me a MacBook or else child line would have been called. Still love you daddy and we can paint our nails later.

Getting my nails done ahead of results day, thanks pa pa


Good day all, I have decided to grace you all with my return to the platform, you are all very welcome, SCE


I agree with everything that Katie hopkins says she’s a true inspiration who speaks nothing but cold hearted facts #nailsonpointtoday


Whilst everyone else is stressing about their GCSE’s I’m over here not caring as pops will supply me with all I need in life, might start a nail painting salon with papa #richkid


Story time, My good chum @AliRoss26 was getting money from his bank balance and I seen he lacked currency so I had to show him what real money looks like #poorfuck nails are looking fresh af


Masturbation is not for me the only possible reason I could think of possibly doing such a thing is for the medical reasons would hate for a blockage down there, could possibly stop my nails getting done from papa


How good did papa do when painting my nails 😻

SnobbyCaleb's tweet image. How good did papa do when painting my nails 😻

Music nowadays is such nonsense, AJ Tracey and Stormzy have nothing on sitting by the fire with farther painting each other’s nails with a calming bit of Frank Sinatra on in the background


Baiscally I left because me and papa where having a game of truth or dare and he dared me to paint my nails, just recovered from the after laughs now x


Hello all I have decided that it is time to call it a day on this account, we have had many laughs but the joke has died, Thank you all very much As you were, Rich Snob x


Tb to the time I gave one pound to a women doing her job, just giving back to the poor #notacunt

SnobbyCaleb's tweet image. Tb to the time I gave one pound to a women doing her job, just giving back to the poor #notacunt

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The other day I paid for @pickerill_luke lunch #blessed

jack_iredale's tweet image. The other day I paid for @pickerill_luke lunch #blessed

Fucking wanker deserved this, kicked it right Into next week

SnobbyCaleb's tweet image. Fucking wanker deserved this, kicked it right Into next week

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