Every disaster movie starts with the government IGNORING a scientist #sdif
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t touch your face #sdif
Grocery shopping has become a real life version of PAC-Man. Avoid everyone, get the fruit, and take any route to avoid contact #sdif
Ppl are like “how have you been spending the time” it’s like well responding to texts takes 16 hours and then after that i get some rest #sdif
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t touch your face #sdif
Watching the federal government deal with covid-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return #sdif
Is one of the symptoms of coronavirus shitting your brains out, bc where is all the toilet paper #sdif
Once they come out with a Covid-19 vaccine, I dont wanna see any of you anti-vaxxers getting one. Don’t be a hypocrite! #sdif
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