John Egbert

@SoftEgbert

18+ | crack/serious rp | any ships

Washington, USA

Joined June 2015

289Posts 350Followers 51Following

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Jul 19, 2016

i chug energy drinks because i'm depressing when i'm tired.

John Egbert

Jul 18, 2016

i'm about to fight myself.

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

okay i'm done! that was stupid!

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

my mom was so excited for the new video but it wasn't even that good i think it's okay i just don't like her because of the way she is

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

my little brother just said i look like a little gay boy

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

southern man on chopped: "i'm from the south and we love to fry things so imma deep fry this soup, y'all!"

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

i accidentally dissed someone today because they said they were team mystic and i feel kind of bad now.

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

but like this isn't a pick up line! i just like whistles and wind instruments and junk.

John Egbert

Jul 17, 2016

i'm friggin tired i'm so tired i'll pass out i don't give a shit!

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

i get annoyed so easy i am literally about to drive down to the nearest body of water and jump in it head first.

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

time to marathon chopped and chug a bottle of sriracha.

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Jul 16, 2016

look you can argue about whatever but the only sno-cone that's correct is half red and half blue raspberry.

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

i thought of a game called "what kind of dog is this?" and you just show people pictures of birds i think it'll be a hit.

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

one time i sucked 7up out of a wet shirt and i haven't been the same since.

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

burp + sneeze = snurp

John Egbert

Jul 16, 2016

i love doing four hours of manual labor and then passing out.

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