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Dan McLaughlin

@SoftPourn

coffee roaster and liquids enthusiast

I was raised right, so I flash my lights to anyone and everyone I can if I can warn them that there’s a speed trap ahead, but that courtesy does not extend to pick up trucks


Hobo Johnson is like if the front bottoms sucked


Ron Desantis being president would be a good thing actually because then I could become Florida governor and attack Disney for different reasons


“damn Marsha this macaroni salad is a little spicy” Is the only phrase that can crash ChatGTP based on my research


Going on Reddit as myself is the closest any man will ever get to being mansplained to. I love that I can go on there as a certified coffee pro and be lectured by some random dude who learned all he knows about the topic from a YouTuber


I like how at airports while you’re watching planes land and take off that sometimes a Ford Escape will just be driving around down there


shame how many good ideas are just scrapped because we’ve already over produced worse ideas. Outlets would be safer and easier to use if they were wireless like an Apple Watch charger but it’ll never happen because every outlet in the world sparks when I plug in my laptop


The government banning TikTok instead of Assault Weapons is about the most “save the children” thing I’ve ever seen


I honestly don’t think it’s a problem when games are Xbox exclusive. You can get a current gen Xbox on marketplace for $75 and a kiss lol But PlayStation exclusives? That’s prohibitive. Open a lemonade stand for an hour and you’ll get Starfield and whatever else is exclusive


The ending of Toy Story 4 is dogshit


Looks like nucleus has patented the “concept of extract-chilling”. That’s right folks. The mere concept of cooling coffee down has officially been patented by the bloodsuckers at nucleus


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