Solxtnd's profile picture.

Maud Frazer

@Solxtnd

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom


The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are to where they have not been


Love is when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards & yet you still say, finally I've found the right one.


Can I bend over and put my ass in your face while your tongue is giving my pussy deep penetration


PickUpLine: Nice fucking weather. Want to?


PickUpLine: Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.


?Mature love is union under the condition of preserving one�s integrity, one�s individuality


Id explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me.


11% of adults around the world have never had sex.


The initial contact has to be the sniffing


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.


PickUpLine: Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.


To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.


I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book


Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."


Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse


So women are at the beginning of building a language, and not all women are conscious of it


Let�s face it ... after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says, WTF


If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5


However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names


United States Trendy

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.