SomeOSUGuy's profile picture. I'm just some guy who goes to OSU. Nuff said.

Some OSU Guy

@SomeOSUGuy

I'm just some guy who goes to OSU. Nuff said.

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I find the best place to pick up girls is at a travel agency. They're looking for a vacation and I'm their last resort.


I have a friend who likes to eat the gum stuck underneath tables and chairs. Should I tell him how gross it is? Asking for a friend.


When I learned that you can flush toilets I lost my shit.


I have some bad news. Tomorrow is my mother-in-law's funeral... .. And she canceled it.


I just finished my new book on how to read. DM me for details about how to be one of the first to get it!


Sliding in your BMs like


Just realized sonic the hedgehog's eyes are not at all separated...

SomeOSUGuy's tweet image. Just realized sonic the hedgehog's eyes are not at all separated...

Me: I hate when I'm telling a story about friends with M names M:Y? M:I can't abbreviate the names M:What? M:Who said that? M: .. M:Hi guys!


*pitching movie idea to Marvel* Me: Ex-Men. A team of transgender women save the world. Marvel: I don't like it. Me: ... M: I LOVE it!!!


Interviewer: It says here that you're extremely fast at math. What's 38x23? Me: 74 I: That's not even close M: Yeah but it was quick


I have the heart of a lion .....and a lifetime ban from the zoo...


If you rip a net there's actually fewer holes in it than there were before


[Aug 22] *Everyone who watched the eclipse*

SomeOSUGuy's tweet image. [Aug 22]
*Everyone who watched the eclipse*

I'm pretty sure the word "island" came about from some guy yelling, "Hey look! There is land!"


Don't buy any eclipse glasses from an eye doctor. They just want more patients.


[1st date] Me: Your profile says you like fitness? Her: Yes I do. Me: *a little out of breath from talking* Same.


The only time "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly

SomeOSUGuy's tweet image. The only time "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly

The only time a woman new exactly what she wanted to eat

SomeOSUGuy's tweet image. The only time a woman new exactly what she wanted to eat

"What are you doing?" -1st horse to get ridden


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