SometimesItsAwkward
@SometimesItsAw1
My sarcasm is high, so take everything with a grain of salt. Unless you have heart disease. Then you should use Mrs. Dash.
Not sure why I care that at 3:00 am I’m being judged for eating lifesaver gummies by my cat. I mean, he’s an jerk that licks his ass and is constantly trying to have his way with stuffed gorilla!
I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.
Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got f**ked to achieve it.
So Dad tells me my birthday isn't "officially" tomorrow. Don't care. Decorations are up. Party still on.
Created a Twitter mainly to follow Satan and Wendy’s. Mom, it’s not what it looks like... #Wendys #Satan #somebodyiswatching #thisisawkward
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