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Kallen

@SomnolentRuse

❦ ɪғ ɪ'ᴍ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇʙᴏʀɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ

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T-Pose to assert your dominance


Twink? Twunk? Bear? WHAT?

SomnolentRuse's tweet image. Twink? Twunk? Bear? WHAT?

"Haha! Okay okay I see- Never hurts to ask though! Give me just a second." The trainer was soon rummaging through his backpack, producing a dainty cellophane bag with several Poképuffs inside not even a few seconds later. "Ta-da!"

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Strrreeeetttttccccchhhhh Kallen's awake after falling asleep outside- How did he get out here- Why is he in a tree- Arceus please help this man.


I blame Dia for this showing up on my TL

SomnolentRuse's tweet image. I blame Dia for this showing up on my TL

I guess it's feral hours now


A light burst of laughter escaped his mouth, a childlike sparkle in his crimson eyes. She was like a giant dog of sorts- An elegant chicken, dog, and dragon hybrid. Suddenly something crossed his mind. "Hey, do you like Poképuffs?"

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Glaring. Using the hand the Painted Man had stabbed him in and flips him off, tongue sticking out.

"No. You still don't like using your brain do you?"



"Yourself included in that?"

"Rocket....Thots."



A smile broke out on the trainer's formerly stoic look, continuing to pet the downy soft dragon. It was admittedly soothing to the touch, and brought a sense of comfort to him. It seemed Reshiram enjoyed it too. "For being a wild Pokémon, you're pretty friendly." He chuckled.

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OKAY- YUP. This was actually happening- No point in trying to figure out how and why the legendary decided to grace herself in public presence. He's going to very hesitantly give a few gentle pets to Reshiram's snout. "So..fluffy-"

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"Hey hey- What's all this about?" Suspecting it to be an ordinary Pokémon, he sort of turned around nonchalantly. Blink. Was that...Unova's legendary- His eyes widened a bit, hardly believing what they were seeing. Needless to say, he was speechless.

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Are people..acting like felines? Does he count too? He definitely had the sharp fangs for it, at least.


Alright who's house do I have to flood then demolish with Hyper Beam-

"Rocket....Thots."



"It's too HOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT-" Kallen is leaning against a tree that's barely providing enough shade to keep him relatively cool, but it's quickly working less and less. This weather will surely be his demise.


"RUDE- But not denying it. I tried though."

"Rocket....Thots."



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