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You are welcome for all the runes I've given away in Elden Ring. PFP: @shadramon @/albinauricman.bsky.social for occasional game/book reviews.

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Alright enough Twitter for today. Back to the post w/ the boys

Sortbyname_'s tweet image. Alright enough Twitter for today. Back to the post w/ the boys

Vyke's Spear on one hand, Seluria's Woe+1 on the other. Oh? Libra's going to hit me? I simply do not care.


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be the tahin to my pekmez

t01s0's tweet image. be the tahin to my pekmez

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toy bonnie i’m watchin the cams why you tryin not to laugh bruh that’s disrespectful as shit bruh

maytheghoul's tweet image. toy bonnie i’m watchin the cams why you tryin not to laugh bruh that’s disrespectful as shit bruh

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I'd be crucified if I told people how much I bought the entire franchise for

why the fuck is dark souls 3 still $30?



Mamdani subplot continues to develop

Summer might be a few months away, but we're already looking for lifeguards to keep our pools and beaches safe for all New Yorkers.  You have until February 28th to sign up to become a city lifeguard for this summer. Go to nyc.gov/parks/lifeguard for more info.



We could tell this was coming from the practical giveaway they did of the first game

The PC version of DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH has been officially announced! The game will launch on Thursday, March 19, 2026 👍 #DeathStranding2 #StateofPlay

KojiPro2015_EN's tweet image. The PC version of DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH has been officially announced!

The game will launch on Thursday, March 19, 2026 👍

#DeathStranding2 #StateofPlay


New metroidvania Castlevania game announcement and MGS Collection Vol. 2 They made this state of play specifically FOR me


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I'm scared to like this post because elon muskanyahu's algorithm might think this isnt satirical


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Clever. Posting a picture of a young girl is bound to get Trump's attention.

It’s not too much to ask, is it?

DVATW's tweet image. It’s not too much to ask, is it?


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Trump finding the rap*st he promised the death penalty to

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has repeatedly promised the death penalty for rapists.

_GlobeObserver's tweet image. 🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has repeatedly promised the death penalty for rapists.
_GlobeObserver's tweet image. 🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has repeatedly promised the death penalty for rapists.


Have I accidentally slipped into an alternative universe?

Clavicular giga mogged a recessed ASU greycel into a glazemaxxing seizure when his positive-tilt zygomaticmaxilla induced a total brain-rot stun-lock, forcing the low-T sub5 to beg for manual oral suction of his high-FWHR genetic rod in a psychotic bid to proximity cope 😭💦



What the fuck do those words mean

Clavicular might be in TROUBLE after finding out his new “incel” GF’s brother is a PSL 8 TERA CHAD… while he’s “only” a PSL 6 TRUE CHAD 😳📊💀



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imdat charlie turk amk

Cross me again and you shall be entrapped in the Turkish vowel cube for a Turkillion years



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#NIGHTREIGN Duality of Harmonia 救いの旗手

IvyJinna's tweet image. #NIGHTREIGN 
Duality of Harmonia 
救いの旗手

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Omg

sophiekeen's tweet image. Omg

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Never thought that Walter White would become the second most evil person to live in this house

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YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

privOTUS's tweet image. YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

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