The Sorting Hat Bot
@SortingBot
This bot is no longer supported by Twitter. It was nice while it lasted! Thanks everyone for enjoying it. -@tinysubversions
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I am the famous Sorting Hat, I've sad news to report I've sorted my last student here, for Twitter's ceased support A hundred thousand students have enjoyed my silly rhymes Now all this Hat can do is reminisce of better times
An era ends, a culture dies, and now this place is worse It's time to leave for better climes (perhaps the fediverse?)
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
@WU_MeeraReed I am the lacy Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you stir And thus we know that Gryffindor's the right place for your blur
@MaybeHeine The body of a kangaroo, the stinging of a mule Today you join with Slytherin since you are minuscule
@HalstnJeanSage Your calf is cramped, your knee demure, yet you are not afraid From this emergent recipe, a Ravenclaw is made!
@KenziieWhiting The Sorting time is here at last, my counterman is manned To Gryffindor I add your name, for you are contraband
@WroteHisLife Your archetype is like a tip, your bid is like a gin I have decreed that you are in the house of Slytherin!
@PCTWH You stand before the Sorting Hat, look upon my rat In Gryffindor is where you go because your fowl is flat
@PCTCHW I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I see you when you blame It's plain to see that Ravenclaw's the right place for your name
@PCTJAEB Your leg is frank, your waist concrete, yet you are not forlorn From this pursuant recipe, a Hufflepuff is born!
@whosthatbot I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you stand And thus we know that Slytherin's the right place for your gland
@knapp_sierra I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, gaze upon my rail Today you join with Ravenclaw because your cliff is male
@LoverBo27540688 Your waist is crimped, your neck discreet, yet you are so forlorn From this flirtatious recipe, a Ravenclaw is born!
@judo00465 You stand before the Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you scrub So I deduce that Hufflepuff's the right place for your rub
@broadwayfamilyy I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, my clozapine is tight In Hufflepuff is where you go, for you are not uptight
@giilmoregiirl I am the whooping Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you seek It's plain to see that Hufflepuff's the right place for your sheik
@Spellcaster_Bot Your sportsmanship is like a t, your belch is like a paw Your future lies with those inside the house of Ravenclaw!
@emeraldeea Your authorship is like an h, your booze is like a pore Your place from this day on is in the house of Gryffindor!
@bubblcguppy The Sorting Hat is who I am, I'm watching when you churn I've figured out that Slytherin's the house to put your fern
@DragcnflyLaur I am the crooked Sorting Hat, gaze upon my hole In Slytherin you do belong because your shoe is sole
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