Southern Gentleman
@SouthernBroCode
God fearing Southern GentleMAN, shaves with a razor & brush like Paw-Paw, my meat fresh killed & wood grilled, beard worthy of Chuck Norris approval!
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Listen, stop complaining about your problem with _____ if you are not going to actively take steps to change the situation or circumstances!
If Monday was a drink it would be unsweet tea. Merica.
#RandomShoutout to my latest follower: @twiterlesslaura! I think your Twitter name is a #contradiction. But you handle it beautifully!
Let's be #honest: @stinsonsays: The closest I've gotten to murder is holding #Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop. #TruthBeTold
Wearin' a sleeveless shirt tells the world, "I'm keepin' cool, but I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock if the action gets hot." Merica.
Give up yourself, and you will find your real self... Nothing in you that has not died will ever be raised from the dead. #CSLewis
Let 9/11 be a reminder to never take anything for granted. Tomorrow ain't promised. If there's someone you love or miss, tell 'em. Merica.
I don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
Two faced people make it hard to decide which side to slap first. #Hypocrites
If you have been alone for any period of time and you pass gas when you're alone in public someone will show up and get close #NeverFails
"We are married with kids! How are you just gonna #mmmHHmmm me? Oh, and don't forget the eggs, bread, onions, and bell pepper, please."
So I was buying some KY for my wife and I. The young lady checking out my items just looked at me and gave a big ol smile and said #mmmHHmmm
Who cares about that Royal Eurobaby? This here is Merica. We breed bald eagles, badasses and Back to Back World War Champs.
I get scared when I pull up to #KrispyKreme and there is a 250lbs woman wearing a #Hooters shirt. #Merica #theSouth
"I'm your huckleberry." #DocHoliday #Tombstone #Westerns
Don't focus on the size of your problem. Focus on the size of your God.
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