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Diaries of a Southern Shacker

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Can't please everyone all the time...!

SouthernShacker's tweet image. Can't please everyone all the time...!

Found this in my phone from last spring break... We broke up sooo do I call?...

SouthernShacker's tweet image. Found this in my phone from last spring break... We broke up sooo do I call?...

Can't decide which ex to rekindle the flame with this break


Point me in the direction of the fellow who spiked the punch... Mine needs more kick


Last thing I remember from the lake today is getting scolded for trying to swim to the slide on a different boat


"I have a casual sex life. Like I have sex, a lot"


My relationship with tequila is stronger than my relationship with my boyfriend (it actually exists)


Last thing I remember is saying "you have go to be kidding me" when my ex walked up... Next thing I remember is waking up at his place #what


Getting the list of PNMs to stalk is better than Christmas!


I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are


Snapchats and ass tatts


Finding a shacker on Facebook and in my phone log after a couple weeks only to realize how cute was and regret not pursuing him... #regrets


Woke up in my rocking chair, holding a beer in my hand


I got smoke in my hair, my clothes thrown everywhere


"If we aren't dating by a little bit into hunting season then I'll call it quits" #southerngirlprobs


"I don't know why he keeps Facebook chatting me, the only time I've talked to him was when he was driving me home from his pledge brother's"


Apparently bringing a guy back to your brother's apartment... Then doing the walk of shame to your parents car in the morning #newlow


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