Spooky (Paramagick)
@Sp00kynerd
The love child of Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty. Your Local Witch. Plants&Animals. Paramedic. They/Them or She/Her👻🚑
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Spooky's Tips for Being Confident: - Fake it til you make it - When someone compliments you, believe them. (If you can't make yourself actually believe it, refer to 1st tip) - Quit talking down to yourself
Not that anyone is on this hellsite for my insight anyway, but Elon is a piece of shit, and I can't even pretend to give a flying fuck about this app anymore. I'm out, fam.
You sing one revenge girl song at karaoke, and all of the sudden you have people making you offers to sing in their band.
Shallow drunks are the best. They don't want, need, or expect anything. You give them base atrention, and they're happy to continue in their lil world
"I do not want to be associated with your morbid ass." - the EMT working with me today after 3 cardiac arrests not even halfway through my shift #blackcloud
I wish my brain didn't cling to anniversaries. I wish I didn't ache so badly sometimes, wondering why until I remember - oh, it's because I hurt before. A year can pass so quickly with so little consequence until you realize, and it cripples you.
I ALWAYS clap when someone finishes singing at karaoke. Sometimes because they did a good job. ...sometimes because at least now the song is over.
Me: I'm adopting this mastiff mix puppy! Me, two weeks later: STOP BEING TALL
Me telling my dogs I have 2 hands so that I can pet 2 dogs at once, and that they don't need to body slam each other every time one is getting attention.
Don't use the phrase "you need that like you need a hole in the head" around me because sometimes I do indeed feel that I need another hole in the head.
Phone call from supervisor: [starts conversation, pauses] -wait. Did you really just drop a ROSC patient? Me: yep. Sup: You actually have no chill. #itstrue #blackcloud 🌩
Someone told me a secret today that no one else in their life knows. Something that weighs heavy. Sometimes I truly think the back of an ambulance is sacred.
Coworker: You sounded SO casual on your patch. "GCS 3...he's intubated now." Me: It WAS casual. He needed a tube. I tubed him. 🤷♀️
Me, after finding out my dog is over 1/3 German Shepherd: I just don't see it🤷♀️ My dog now: [3 point stack, developing a dark saddle marking, trying to hold ears up but they're too floppy] Me: ...huh.
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