Someone: "Are you crying?" Me: "No, I'm having an allergic reaction." Someone: "To what?" Me: "Life."
parents: what foreign language class are you taking this year? me: math
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life
Me on Pandora* Me: Skip Me: Skip Me: Skip Me: *Good song* Me: *Skips on accident* Me: Me: NOOO...😫 WHYYYYYYYY??!?? 😩
School Supplies: 1. Cellphone. 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money
I ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and I get a lecture.
if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important
Me: Let's start this homework *four hours later* Me: Let's start this homework
United States Trends
- 1. Chris Paul N/A
- 2. Friday the 13th N/A
- 3. Valentine's Day N/A
- 4. Point God N/A
- 5. Salad N/A
- 6. Fort Bragg N/A
- 7. John Fox N/A
- 8. Dumb and Dumber N/A
- 9. Woody Johnson N/A
- 10. Humberto Acosta N/A
- 11. #TrumpAffordabilityDisaster N/A
- 12. Cenk N/A
- 13. NFLPA N/A
- 14. #FursuitFriday N/A
- 15. #FridayVibes N/A
- 16. Munich Security Conference N/A
- 17. #FanCashDropPromotion N/A
- 18. MILK AT CK NYFW26 N/A
- 19. Chibi N/A
- 20. Opening Day N/A
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