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First Space Academy Contest! Judges: @truegritrumble, @iamburtjarvis, @robotmouthfarts, @batkaren Theme: First Contact Details Below
The world waits in silence as a flying saucer lands on the front lawn of the White House *Spoon walks out, Spoon: We're baaack
Wife: Who ate the Reese's pieces out of the Halloween candy? Me: Omg you're not gonna be…*E.T. holding up anal probe*…lieve how sick I got!
Ha ha! Hi, fellow humans! Question: Whats ur greatest weakness against alien invasion? Asking 4 also human friend. Go local booseball team!
*Mars Rover captures on film 1st evidence of alien life* Alien Life: Delete it
*finds crashed UFO, hears sex* Don't hide my arm! I won't oh yes-YES *sees arm & leg pop off* 👽 looks at me, shrugs, "She comes in pieces."
That Close Encounters of the Third Kind scene where Trump sculpts his refried beans into a wall.
[First Contact] The disc approaches, filling my entire field of vision, translucent. Me to optometrist: Ick! I can't touch my own eyeball!
ALIEN 1: [something unintelligible] ALIEN 2: [something equally unintelligible]
Alien: We come in peace. Me: Most of us come really loudly. It's mostly for show.
Think of the ugliest part of the ugliest animal. That's what aliens are going to look like, and we're going to have to be polite about it.
Space Octopus: hey Zlorp, check out the puny human talking to a girl wearing headphones Zlorp: shut up Gary, you're a talking space octopus
[Observing Earth] ALIEN 1: They seem intelligent *watch humans follow dogs around and take their shit home* ALIEN 2: You mean the dogs right
[first contact] VIRGIN: *shudders and sighs*
(First Contact) ALIEN: Ugh. Everything's organic. We can't afford this place.
Aliens arrive at Earth after traveling for decades, eager to outfit their vehicle with the fine wood grain paneling they saw in 70s TV shows
[Alien invasion movie] HUMAN: GO TO HELL YOU MONSTER ALIEN [?] HUMAN: U know like, God, Heaven, Hell? ALIEN: This is gonna be so fuckin easy
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