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@SpacemanJake

a sad, handwritten parody account • he/him • 32 • philly

“Wuthering Heights” is good if you aren’t a loser


Standing behind people in line for concessions who appear to have never gone to a movie before


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there was a darkness to this show that even I as a naive child was keenly aware of… my mother had a genuinely scared look on her face whenever she caught me watching it

‘Cow & Chicken’ will be streaming soon on Tubi. (Source: link.tubi.tv/wvQQjhPJH0b)

ToonHive's tweet image. ‘Cow & Chicken’ will be streaming soon on Tubi.

(Source: link.tubi.tv/wvQQjhPJH0b)
ToonHive's tweet image. ‘Cow & Chicken’ will be streaming soon on Tubi.

(Source: link.tubi.tv/wvQQjhPJH0b)


juicy pulling out the toxic choreo I screamedddddd


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If you're single on Valentine's Day it's cuz you're ugly. Don't ever forget that. If you looked better you would have the person you want


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they should add stories to the taco bell app


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i don’t get it how would you sit on a sink?

My most gender take is that everyone should sit to pee



can’t find a good massage in Philly to save my life


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Let’s straighten this out: ‘83 - 87 Elder millennial. No Uranus-Neptune conjunction 88 - 92 Millennial. Saturn in the mix too 1993 Flawless indigo children beyond all labels. Uranus-Neptune exactly conjunct 94 - 95 Zillennial. Uranus egress half the time


If another man asks me “What brings you on?” I’m going to end it all


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there are pillars of my life and its mainly hanging out with my friends and getting strong at the gym and touching myself often and smoking weed and singing


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Ah...it all makes sense now.

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SHE CANCELLED MY SHOW ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAD TICKETS

Beyonce’s Renaissance tour was really the tour of a lifetime. Like that was not a tour you should have missed.



not me bitch

yearning like a fucking loser



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