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@SpacemanJake
a sad, handwritten parody account • he/him • 32 • philly
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i don’t get it how would you sit on a sink?
Let’s straighten this out: ‘83 - 87 Elder millennial. No Uranus-Neptune conjunction 88 - 92 Millennial. Saturn in the mix too 1993 Flawless indigo children beyond all labels. Uranus-Neptune exactly conjunct 94 - 95 Zillennial. Uranus egress half the time
there are pillars of my life and its mainly hanging out with my friends and getting strong at the gym and touching myself often and smoking weed and singing
Ah...it all makes sense now.
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