Tommy Shepherd
@SpeedNSarcasm
Just because I hate me doesn't mean you can.
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'I'm tired of being reminded that I accidentally blew up my school and everyone in it. No one let's that one go."
"Gotta admit...His outfits were pretty dope. Other than that? Ehhh he's nothing."
"My ex sent me a text and I was genuinely excited. He wanted his computer back. Goddammit."
Sure I just broke my nose. And bled all over the new carpet. Billy is gonna kill me, so you better have some magic for carpet blood.]
Tommy is currently in front of a mirror trying on every pair of sunglasses @snarkyhawkeye owns. Which is a lot. He's so instagramming this.
"I just realised that my reality warping brother and his shapeshifting boyfriend could have a kid if they tried hard enough kill me."
"Hey-, @NotAWiccan, @HuIkIinging have you guys ever thought about birth control? Ithinkyoushould."
"No I'm just...." He gets distracted by a noise. "Not that good at paying attention."
"How can you resist? No one resists me..." He teased, jabbing her side. "I know you have googgly eyes for America."
"I used Kate's shampoo and now my hair smells like strawberries."
"Remember the time you guys left me for dead with not-so-patriot? Me too. Good times."
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