Amazing Spider-Man
@SpiderPerv
I am Spider-man also known as Peter Parker. I help those in need and fight crime in the city. I am awesome!!! Best Friend and Crush: @Fighter_Katana. ((18+))
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Chuck Norris was actually born on Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Go Google "find Chuck Norris" - hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
If you hear a knock at your front door, look out the peephole and see Chuck Norris he's already in your house- probably right behind you.
Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore. With his feet.
Rome wasn't built in a day- Chuck Norris was obviously somewhere else at the time.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe- he breaks furniture. And walls. And curbs.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear isn't dead- just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Tim Tebow can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Tim Tebow even further.
Once, during a severe electrical storm in Kansas, a lightning bolt was struck by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuckburned.
In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.
In the rain Chuck Norris does not need an umbrella. The raindrops avoid him.
When Chuck Norris hit puberty- it died.
Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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