The Amazing Not-You
@Spider_Douche
Yeah, I'm your Friendly Neighborhood blah blah blah.. Usually out buying Ed Hardy t-shirts, or cutting in line in front of you at Star Bucks.
You say "Drakkar Noir scented webbing?" like it's a bad thing.
You know what's funny? Cat videos. You know what's not funny? Ignoring ADT emails concerning your Aunt and Uncles's house.
"Hey Sonic, bro to bro, what's with you and Amy?"
I think it's safe to assume that Batman is funnier than Nick Cannon.
Know what I’m giving up for Lent? Parents.
My tights are red, my webbing is blue, my love is like 1 ply and pokes through for you.
Damn, Daniel Craig as Bond rips more outfits than Bruce Banner.
"@SuperHeroHype: Jamie Foxx on Potentially Playing Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man Sequel bit.ly/ZF1waA" uh. Do what now?
I hope there isn't a dance sequence in The Great and Powerful Oz. My little spider heart couldn't take it.
Flash Thompson as Venom movie: Yes. Eddie Brock as Venom movie: No.
#SometimesIWonder What fruit did Wrigley's base Juicy Fruit off of?
#FF @Mean_Old_Ben and @Pissed_Off_Cap 2 old people you don't want near any elderly relatives. #Frisky #30YearOldYoungerSiblings #Old
#ReplaceBandNamesWithTampon Queens of the Stone Tampon.
HEY!!! My new movie is out on DVD. Go buy it and don't leave Gwen Stacy "hanging." #DecadesTooSoon?
#20ReasonsWeLoveCherLloyd Reason number 17: I've never heard of her.
Does Galactus look like the cosmic butthole of the universe in "FF:Rise of the Silver Morpheous.." I mean Surfer. #GalacticHemorrhoid
As if I haven't suffered enough, I've elected to watch Jonah Hex, willingly. Next up after that, Daredevil. #TheCircleIsComplete
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