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DRN-067 Splash Woman

@SplashWoman

These are the daily affirmations of a marine automaton. Soon my period of use will expire and I will be scrapped. Until then...

"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody." - Bender


"They think a girl who gossips is a bore." - Ursula, the Sea Witch


"Man is a robot with defects." - Emile Cioran


"All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday." - Zora Neale Hurston


"When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul?" - I, Robot


Damn. Damn this cold metal shell that fails to protect my cold metal heart from pain. There will be blood on these rocks, tonight. #mmrp


@courageoverlife Your concern is necessary. I'm fine, just far to busy to update you all on the elaborately sad details of my life. #mmrp


Must've been a good party. *Leaves* #mmrp


Hmmm? I must have dozed off. The pool is full of bloody people bits... and it seems like a battle is happening on the roof... #mmrp


*Commands a single wave out of nothingness to instantly refill pool* @Bubble_Man_ This is how a proper water-weilding bot does things. #mmrp


@AstralLunar I'm not interested in hurting your feelings. Only destroying you completely. #mmrp


@AstralLunar I'd like to see you without your head. #mmrp


@AstralLunar ... I think I choked on a bit of chum there. Are you suggesting I'd like to see you without your suit? #mmrp


@AstralLunar I don't need legs to be absolutely stunning. I pull off leg-less. You... don't. Although you seem to try, often. #mmrp


@AstralLunar I am, after all, the only Robot Master who can properly pull off a swimsuit... #mmrp


@AstralLunar I am not coming unless I can bring my friend, @AwesoKimmy. And I'm pretty sure you want me there. #mmrp


*Hopes many mortal men lose their lives following her siren's song tonight* #mmrp


*Sings not for a girl. Sings not for a cyborg. Sings for a man who was a machine* *Sings painfully, desperately, for HER man* #mmrp


*Sits upon a dark, lonely rock in the middle of an angry sea* *Sings a wailing, meandering melody of sorrow and loss* #mmrp


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