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Why are they wearing masks at Riptide, the COVID-19 emergency ended in May #Splatoon3


Splat lan casters seem so cool during the game you wonder why they’re not w their gf’s & bf’s then they keep going between sets and it’s like “oh” #Splatoon3


sad that splat players are afraid to name their team “Squidditch” for fear of backlash #Splatoon3


stop saying “clam economy” u sound like an Econ major who didn’t read the book #Splatoon3


comp Splat: where the cool kids are the biggest losers


someone tell Stu The Announcer that @SplatoonNA isn’t the fucking WWE #Splatoon3


“the bottom one looks like ET.” - me trying to relax rn

SplatoonBad's tweet image. “the bottom one looks like ET.”
- me trying to relax rn

QUICK GUIDE on how to progress from comp #Splatoon3 to casual @SplatoonJP: 1. stop being a dick (end of guide)


When you’re stoned, every single scene of Mad Men is sf funny. @MadMen_AMC


new team name: DavAndrus All Stars


comp #Splatoon3 players don’t dislike solo bc there’s a low quality of play. they dislike solo bc lower level players sometimes make better plays & beat them. worse still, those lowly players post those clips. it’s not about skill levels. it’s about pride & embarrassment.


there’s no such thing as “too drunk” or “too high” to play #Splatoon #splatoon3


actual question: is comp #Splatoon at a point where playing the game is secondary to sharing opinions on social issues (or is that just twitter)?


it’s not doxxing if nobody gives af who you are #Splatoon3 #Splatoon


Love it when casuals & low levels jump into a comp stream & ask shit like “how important is it to know where enemies are?” #Splatoon3 #Splatoon


most of comp #Splatoon is young & dumb enough that when asked by summer employers to list past work experience they put down ‘Grizzco’


The biggest problem with low- and mid-level #Splatoon3 is that those players are adopting opinions on weapons, comps & builds from the top 1% competitive players, and it simply does not apply. Stay in your lane, clout chasers.


“Amazing community”? There could not be a less accurate description for comp Splat. #Splatoon3


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