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TV special idea: scrapheap bake-off. Contestants build confectionery seige weapons to destroy a gingerbread house.


Researching pain relief thingies (specifically penthrox) has led to the discovery that many probably wouldn't exist if the processing of elemental fluorine hadn't been developed for the Manhattan project. So that's wrinkled my brain.


Who wore it better

SplitTimes's tweet image. Who wore it better
SplitTimes's tweet image. Who wore it better

Last day of 14 straight at work, and 76 hours last week. I have kept sane by not listening to the news or reading twitter, and apart from being tired, I'm not feeling like total shit?


Linked my phone to the fire truck so now I can do circuit set-up whilst listening to Hole.


A rare day where all of the medics are just smoking hot. They're all ace at the job, but this takes pressure off me as the only available eye candy.


Forgot I was running a bath because I started watching Blondie videos and now it is exactly FULL


Day three of the 12 day run at work. My timesheet is going to be unreal.


Running a trackday whilst troubleshooting an entirely new light signal system while joiners repair the control room door 😖 but then painting and pizza so fair

SplitTimes's tweet image. Running a trackday whilst troubleshooting an entirely new light signal system while joiners repair the control room door 😖 but then painting and pizza so fair

Lots of highlights over the holiday, but we finished up by going from the Irish to North Sea non-stop. Had the best navigator too.

SplitTimes's tweet image. Lots of highlights over the holiday, but we finished up by going from the Irish to North Sea non-stop. Had the best navigator too.
SplitTimes's tweet image. Lots of highlights over the holiday, but we finished up by going from the Irish to North Sea non-stop. Had the best navigator too.

Holiday over, back to business.


Playing Betrayal at the House on the Hill and the scenario is 'Buried Alive and now my 75yo mum is singing it to a certain Beegees song.


More holiday

SplitTimes's tweet image. More holiday
SplitTimes's tweet image. More holiday
SplitTimes's tweet image. More holiday
SplitTimes's tweet image. More holiday

It's difficult to say without sounding incredibly creepy, but a colleague has bought me a gift that's going make cutting people's clothes off a lot easier.

SplitTimes's tweet image. It's difficult to say without sounding incredibly creepy, but a colleague has bought me a gift that's going make cutting people's clothes off a lot easier.
SplitTimes's tweet image. It's difficult to say without sounding incredibly creepy, but a colleague has bought me a gift that's going make cutting people's clothes off a lot easier.

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