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Junubin not playing on the on and off app. #SSOT

Splutterham's tweet image. Junubin not playing on the on and off app. #SSOT

When i had of Sora, I immediately knew it would be for me. There are ideas being held by people who don't want to show face on a Cameras. Can't wait for it to be launched worldwide. I've been jotting down scripts for all my concepts.


Could someone please inform bank tellers that no two signatures will ever be identical? I am here in person with original identification. Unless they require a blood sample for verification.


To betray, you first have to belong. I never belonged. -George Blake


What's perplexing is not having a stable back four. How do you rest Yoro, who has been our only consistent player. De ligt deserves to play central defence. His work rate is better than Maguire. Heaven needs to start getting playing time. #GGMU #MUFC

Splutterham's tweet image. What's perplexing is not having a stable back four. How do you rest Yoro, who has been our only consistent player. De ligt deserves to play central defence. His work rate is better than Maguire. Heaven needs to start getting playing time. 
#GGMU #MUFC

Hey @grok I need you to draw the caricature of how the title sounds to a layman Solutions Architect Business Consultant Risk manager Head of fraud detection Salesman developer Head of sales


Dear parents, don't let religion be the reason why your child won't marry that person they love. We are nolonger colonised.


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The power of social media: If you remember, I once shared a short interview clip with a young boy named Juba , a 5-year-old street vendor who was working to support his family. The video which I posted two years ago, went viral and touched the hearts of many, especially among…

Cholatak's tweet image. The power of social media:

If you remember, I once shared a short interview clip with a young boy named Juba , a 5-year-old street vendor who was working to support his family. The video which I posted two years ago, went viral and touched the hearts of many, especially among…
Cholatak's tweet image. The power of social media:

If you remember, I once shared a short interview clip with a young boy named Juba , a 5-year-old street vendor who was working to support his family. The video which I posted two years ago, went viral and touched the hearts of many, especially among…
Cholatak's tweet image. The power of social media:

If you remember, I once shared a short interview clip with a young boy named Juba , a 5-year-old street vendor who was working to support his family. The video which I posted two years ago, went viral and touched the hearts of many, especially among…

Truth be told.

People are getting way too attached to their communities, and honestly, I’m worried about what this means for the unity of this country.



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All set… Acacia Village is the place to be 😜

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Acacia Village is the place to be 😜
deng_forbez's tweet image. All set…
Acacia Village is the place to be 😜
deng_forbez's tweet image. All set…
Acacia Village is the place to be 😜
deng_forbez's tweet image. All set…
Acacia Village is the place to be 😜

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How do we explain to WFP that some junubin die of hunger and others die of too much food


LinkedIn: You appeared in 67 searches this week. Me: Where's my job then??

Splutterham's tweet image. LinkedIn: You appeared in 67 searches this week.
Me: Where's my job then??

Leeds a donor club masquerading. They will learn how life is at an adult movie room


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In my next life still be an Acholi-Karimojong 🥰


If you have been to Nakivubo, you would know that the dimensions of that trench don't match this impression. Plus me.tion any downtown greenery that has been maintained tonits original design. We either have it all paved. It's a good idea, but it won't come out as portrayed.

Splutterham's tweet image. If you have been to Nakivubo, you would know that the dimensions of that trench don't match this impression. Plus me.tion any downtown greenery that has been maintained tonits original design.  We either have it all paved.  It's a good idea, but it won't come out as portrayed.

TF is this shit ?

Who is brave enough to tell Rasta the truth? 🤦‍♂️



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🚨I grew up in the era where Luis Nani was seen as “mid,” and now I’m expected to rate Sancho, Antony, and Garnacho? Nani was a hard-working, useful player who still got hammered for “inconsistency” (and yeah, sometimes he was). Nobody cared about his confidence, whether he…

Utd_Forever7's tweet image. 🚨I grew up in the era where Luis Nani was seen as “mid,” and now I’m expected to rate Sancho, Antony, and Garnacho?

Nani was a hard-working, useful player who still got hammered for “inconsistency” (and yeah, sometimes he was). Nobody cared about his confidence, whether he…


JUST IN! Sesko will land in Newcastle first to reject them personally before heading to Manchester

Splutterham's tweet image. JUST IN!

Sesko will land in Newcastle first to reject them personally before heading to Manchester

📸 - Viktor Gyökeres is taken off, no goals yet. And the beat goes on....

Splutterham's tweet image. 📸 - Viktor Gyökeres is taken off, no goals yet. And the beat goes on....

This transfer season reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson. Intimidate your opponents, take what they want to buy, forcefully buy from them, and don't sell to them. #ManUnited #TransferNews

Splutterham's tweet image. This transfer season reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson. Intimidate your opponents, take what they want to buy, forcefully buy from them, and don't  sell to them.
#ManUnited #TransferNews

Hey @grok spill the tea with Mama D


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