Spoof Architect
@SpoofArchitect
The only Architect on Twitter that tells you exactly how it is...........
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also note clients would be on 7 weeks holiday so no emails or phone calls from them or site for 7 weeks!
if we were teachers we would be sitting in the office discussing the next 7 weeks holiday whilst watching clients bring in gifts for us.
What a #planner asked me to do today is like asking an accountant to prove 2+2=3 A ricdulas waste of fees #architects
Whilst the rest of the world is on a Xmas party. Spoof has been proving to a planner i can't lower the eaves else you would hit your head.
Remember if your client announces a ski trip - you haven't pushed his budget enough. Bad #architect.
4 site visits this week & 4 invoices; @paulmknally & @SpoofArchitect would be proud #XMasInvoices
All I want for Christmas is another #revit trained Toad. #bim equivalent of a #cadmonkey #architecture
When clients ask for a Christmas completion they should state the year they have in mind. What am I, a mind reader? #specification #detail
For #architects there are no shopping days until Christmas.
client "have a lovely Christmas when you complete my drawings. I shall pay you just before the next vat return" #architects
A whole non fee earning week looms ahead in the seasonal alcohol induced mist. #happychristmas
Parents sharing childcare leave with two subsequent changes. Sounds like an office programming nightmare - but atleast it is fair.
All the uk media scrabbling for details on the women in slavery story - they could have popped round mine and filmed me doing the ironing.
any other #architects have a problem with @Promap - i tried downloading the same site twice this morning - any other os map systems good?
#bonfire - great to warm up on site - even better to see stuff you don't want the conservation officer seeing. #whatstaircase
The most dangerous species you can find near a site is a retired civil servant with an email account. #architecture #DeveloperProblems
Design panels - full of self important busybodies or a good way to promote design. It depends if spoof is presenting.
#planningportal submitt............. Boom Boom Boom Let me hear you say #invoice
I can feel an invoicefest approaching. Invoices isssued now will be payable before #christmas hi ho hi ho its off to the bank I go.
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