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@SpringMustachio

a shark will only attack you if you’re wet // nyr/chc/formerly mavs/msu/cfc // black lives matter // he/him // sarcastic dickhead

I think I would like nothing more than a classic PCA let your nuts hang Game 1 against Milwaukee for my birthday. Hashtag Cubs


Matt Shaw will win a Platinum Glove one day. Book it.


Matt Shaw 2026 Gold Glove winner at third base. Book it.


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We are WORLD CHAMPIONS @ChelseaFC


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PCA All-Star shirt giveaway! In honor of PCA being named an All-Star, @obvious_shirts & I teamed up to giveaway a PCA All-Star shirt! 🤩 To enter: - Repost this tweet - Make sure you’re following @obvious_shirts & @CubsZone Good luck!

CubsZone's tweet image. PCA All-Star shirt giveaway! In honor of PCA being named an All-Star, @obvious_shirts & I teamed up to giveaway a PCA All-Star shirt! 🤩

To enter:
- Repost this tweet 
- Make sure you’re following @obvious_shirts & @CubsZone
Good luck!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN HE WAS A KID

SpringMustachio's tweet image. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN HE WAS A KID

I hate that I have to wait to do the next load while I’m doing laundry because my front-loading washing machine needs time to air out her flaps


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Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Crow-Armstrong 🔥


Hey I’m also 31 years old and have some health issues, maybe I could get traded for Nikola Jokic or something.


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Luka Doncic, 1 year ago today… 73 POINTS 10 REBOUNDS 7 ASSISTS 8 3PM 76% FG 91% TS One of the greatest performances in NBA history


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$50 gift card to everyone who correctly predicts the score of #DaBears game tonight. Retweet to enter. Contest ends at kickoff.


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Limp Bizkit was right, everything is fucked and everybody sucks


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Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

NeilNevins's tweet image. Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

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OTD in 2015, Postseason Schwarber was born. 😤


Why can you not text in bold, italics or underline?????????? Why are they hiding that from us??


AND THEN TROCHECK DROPS NOT LIKE US!!!!!!!!


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