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damn 6’9 u playing with the wrong wolves

Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀

jadefolf's tweet image. Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀


glad that the cop slide video is raising awareness of how fun it is to go down a slide


I wish every nine page recipe preamble was this much fun

Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀

jadefolf's tweet image. Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀


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NEW PROJECT: How (not) to get hit by a self-driving car 🚗⚠️💥 A street-based game that challenges visitors to avoid being detected by an AI-powered camera. Can you fool the AI and reach the goal? Collab with @tomokihara as part of @wshed @PlayableCity


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Cheeseburger at the Snapdragon stadium, San Diego for Wrexham vs. Manchester United (@SnapdragonStdm) 💵 $13.50 (£10.50)

FootyScran's tweet image. Cheeseburger at the Snapdragon stadium, San Diego for Wrexham vs. Manchester United (@SnapdragonStdm) 

💵 $13.50 (£10.50)

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1920s gangster: yeah boys we're gonna go murder some people tonight we're gonna be death incarnate hey turn on the radio let's get in da mood for blood Radio: buzzy buzzy bee/ the bee goes buzz/ whoop whoop whoopee/ that's what the bee does


Reading about Tiger Moms has piqued my curiosity about the larger Animal Moms universe. I think mine was maybe a Bighorn Sheep Mom


People are under the impression that my famous Five Alarm Chili is named because of its “heat” which causes one to beg it be “put out” by firefighters. But rest assured no help is coming for you if you eat my famous Five Alarm Chili. 😈🌶🔥 I also put clock into the it


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Diana Garza Islas spins a dizzying web of sense and non-sense in “Black Box Named Like to Me,” translated with aplomb by Cal Paul. Among the highlights from the latest Asymptote, savor these lines from the vanguard of Mexican poetry: tinyurl.com/ym6nwsp5 @uglyducklingprs

asymptotejrnl's tweet image. Diana Garza Islas spins a dizzying web of sense and non-sense in “Black Box Named Like to Me,” translated with aplomb by Cal Paul.

Among the highlights from the latest Asymptote, savor these lines from the vanguard of Mexican poetry: tinyurl.com/ym6nwsp5
@uglyducklingprs

this week has been so exhausting

Spring_herself's tweet image. this week has been so exhausting

look at this massive zucchini

Spring_herself's tweet image. look at this massive zucchini

if i were in charge of making a new godzilla movie, I would make one of the monsters have a wedding ring on its finger just to keep a little mystery alive


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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.


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