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@Springbreak_07

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I literally just applied for a job at the circus something tells me this is the start of a manic episode but I’m here for it


I date a man who doesn’t like football I win


Hot girls don’t pay $127 to change a cabin air filter that cost $19 and 5 minutes to put in


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the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea is that i’ve never let a garbanzo bean on my chest


I got called ugly and a faggot today what the actual fuck man, I’m not ugly


I had to put my cat down and I thrifted the same set of dishes my mom had when she was my age today so yeah I cried a lot


Acid kickin in at the Willy wonka coin pusher


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Friday I get an ass tattoo that will make going to the beach with family uncomfortable for them


Is this a fairytale or am I actually reading books that I thrifted with my partner about vegetable gardening because that’s what we’ve found to be our favorite warm weather activity


Some old guy started a conversation with me like this “hey I was going to take my pants off but then I saw you sitting in your car so I went around the corner” much appreciated dude


nauseous hot girls who used to starve themselves take a zofran and eat anyway


my remote battery dies so my cheap vibrator can live


If I hear anyone say “land of the free” again I will lose my shit


Anyone but Trump but god fucking damn Biden do SOMETHING you useless piece of shit


It feels like I’m in a final destination movie after my car crash.. the amount of near misses I’ve had caused by other drivers is insane


Some situation that have happened in my life feel so completely unreal in my head now but are 100% accurate and I don’t know if that’s just the concussions or a trama response


I’m dyslexic I read Gemini as gremlin and vice versa


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