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I literally just applied for a job at the circus something tells me this is the start of a manic episode but I’m here for it
Hot girls don’t pay $127 to change a cabin air filter that cost $19 and 5 minutes to put in
the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea is that i’ve never let a garbanzo bean on my chest
I got called ugly and a faggot today what the actual fuck man, I’m not ugly
I had to put my cat down and I thrifted the same set of dishes my mom had when she was my age today so yeah I cried a lot
Friday I get an ass tattoo that will make going to the beach with family uncomfortable for them
Is this a fairytale or am I actually reading books that I thrifted with my partner about vegetable gardening because that’s what we’ve found to be our favorite warm weather activity
Some old guy started a conversation with me like this “hey I was going to take my pants off but then I saw you sitting in your car so I went around the corner” much appreciated dude
nauseous hot girls who used to starve themselves take a zofran and eat anyway
my remote battery dies so my cheap vibrator can live
If I hear anyone say “land of the free” again I will lose my shit
Anyone but Trump but god fucking damn Biden do SOMETHING you useless piece of shit
It feels like I’m in a final destination movie after my car crash.. the amount of near misses I’ve had caused by other drivers is insane
Some situation that have happened in my life feel so completely unreal in my head now but are 100% accurate and I don’t know if that’s just the concussions or a trama response
I’m dyslexic I read Gemini as gremlin and vice versa
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