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Men just do not stop… ever 😭😭😭😭😭

Al Pacino Says He Regrets Not Marrying Ex-Girlfriend Diane Keaton tmz.me/RdmXzXh

TMZ's tweet image. Al Pacino Says He Regrets Not Marrying Ex-Girlfriend Diane Keaton tmz.me/RdmXzXh


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saying house instead of crowd

notwhydeegee2's tweet image. saying house instead of crowd

Saying picture instead of film

filmdaze's tweet image. Saying picture instead of film


Reminds me, I gotta learn a backflip. Yes I will be the nigga at the function who uses backflips as a dance move


Been rewatching star wars and I noticed something I missed. Obi-Wan never child Anakin. He was deadass like "Hey y'all know this kid is weird and is going to grow up and kill us all" nobody listened


As long as they don't get that wet ass hair on me and my stuff we're good bro

i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.



Idk. Usually if a woman wants to talk to me these days she just says something. I respond with funny observational humor. We go back and forth until someone blinks. Boom in her contacts my online game could use a lot of work I'll say that

how do y'all flirt??



Those noojheads will just have to accept this and like it. #LONGLIVETHEALPHA

WE ARE NOT WORKING TOURS WE ARE NOT WORKING NO “WORLD TAG LEAGUE” WE ARE ONLY SHOWING UP TO MAJOR SHOWS WE ARE NOT LOSING THIS BELT ANYYYYYY TIME SOON #FROMTHEALPHA #IWGPWORLDHEAVYWEIGHTCHAMPION #FUCKGEDO



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Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.


That's not how that works. I have a huge family, I'm not a gene pool unto myself. I technically already have descendants. And anyway if I was anxious about that, I can always just donate sperm. Literally I can spread "my genes" far and wide whenever I want

What other ways are there to have kids that do not involve a human foetus growing to fruition inside of a woman's uterus? And I didn't say it is genetic. I said, naturally anyone who has no kids will have his or her genes extinct. All animals that fail to reproduce get extinct.



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Those who appreciate the colder and wetter months are aligned with the necessity of cycles; the law of death, decay, renewal. The "eternal summer" Nietzscheans are stuck in the dead end of individualism, yearning to live forever in the high noon of the self.

no such thing as bad weather, only your attitude towards it

hikingshawty's tweet image. no such thing as bad weather, only your attitude towards it
hikingshawty's tweet image. no such thing as bad weather, only your attitude towards it


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This is all-timer slander can't even hate

NJPW announced an attendance of 5372 for King Of Pro Wrestling 2025 This is down from 6.211 last year and just barely above the 5.002 for SANADA & EVIL Konosuke Takeshita wanted to unite the wrestling world, it seems that he united the fans to not attend the shpw

Peps_Wrestling's tweet image. NJPW announced an attendance of 5372 for King Of Pro Wrestling 2025

This is down from 6.211 last year and just barely above the 5.002 for SANADA & EVIL

Konosuke Takeshita wanted to unite the wrestling world, it seems that he united the fans to not attend the shpw


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“Konosuke Takeshita wanted to unite the wrestling world, it seems that he united the fans to not attend the shpw” How long have you wanted to get this one off? 😭😭😭 Blaming Takeshita for not drawing because his not a bigger draw then Naito, arguably the single biggest draw New…


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Peps had this in the draft since the day Takeshita won the g1.

NJPW announced an attendance of 5372 for King Of Pro Wrestling 2025 This is down from 6.211 last year and just barely above the 5.002 for SANADA & EVIL Konosuke Takeshita wanted to unite the wrestling world, it seems that he united the fans to not attend the shpw

Peps_Wrestling's tweet image. NJPW announced an attendance of 5372 for King Of Pro Wrestling 2025

This is down from 6.211 last year and just barely above the 5.002 for SANADA & EVIL

Konosuke Takeshita wanted to unite the wrestling world, it seems that he united the fans to not attend the shpw


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It literally did get him over lol

Tony Khan really put this dude in a neckbrace and had him screaming "AAAAAADAAAAAAAM" thinking it was gonna get him over



nah I'm picky with this now because sometimes women will claim this but when my hands start flying (open hand) the tears start

Please whoop my ass if we fuxkin... Don't be scared now



My girls ass is literally so big and soft that even when sex isn't on my mind if I big spoon my boy wakes up. I have no control over that

God forbid a nigga d*ck works



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