The Sprout
@SproutThoughts
My daughter is 7 and says inexplicable and awesome things. So here's where I record them for posterity.
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"[Friend] and I got one of those Best Friends necklaces you split up. She's BE FRIE and I'm ST NDS."
"At school we learned about Wilma Rudolph. She was an amazing runner and when she was a kid she had paleo!"
"Look, Mom, this dessert has a Canada leaf on it! Canada leaves are a symbol of fall, right?"
"Are families allowed to come to the White House when one of them is President? I forgot, and I hope so." #8yearoldpolitics
"Maybe Clinton can ask police not to take their guns out unless they have to so they don't get scared and shoot people." #8yearoldpolitics
"Okay, I like Hillary Clinton now. She talks about important stuff like making sure black people get treated fairly." #8yearoldpolitics
"Well I was going to vote for Bernie Sanders but if he's not going to be President let's vote for Hillary Clinton instead."
"When I was riding in Uncle Eric's car we mostly listened to emotional music, like people singing feelings like la la laaaaaa."
"It's a little frustrating that boys underestimate girls so much. At least the boys I know. Even when I know stuff they act like I don't."
"I guess how it works in Star Wars is that if you are bad you have kids who are good and if you are good you have kids who are bad."
"Is there a kind of surgeon who does all different kinds of operations? I want to be one of those so I don't get bored doing just one thing"
"My baby sister Cora sleeps more than regular humans because she uses up so much energy on being happy all over her body."
"I still want to be a scientist doctor when I grow up. I just want to be an ice dancer too, when it's winter."
"So wait, are you saying video games weren't 3D when you were a kid?"
"Your sister @blaiddxdrwg is kind of childish. That's why we have so much fun together, because I'm a child."
"Yeah! Donald Trump. I think he's kind of like Haman....because he's mean, and he's not a fan of Jewish people."
"Who's that guy? The bad guy, who's running for President. NOT Bernie Sanders, I'm VOTING for Bernie Sanders."
"When I grow up I think maybe I'll try to be President. I don't think it would be that hard and I could help more people that way."
"Captain Picard doesn't really smile. Does he feel happy inside even though he doesn't smile outside?"
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