Squishy Team
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The Squishable Team says a lot of silly stuff during the day! Warning - there may be puns, mispellings, and PG-13 language!
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"Pat, what's up with you and birds?"-Zoe "Well, I grew up with them!"-Pat "I grew up with carpenter ants, but I don't feel the need to make a plush out of them"-Zoe
I'd like to burn them to the ground and steal all their licenses. -Pat
"You were sitting on the Squishable!"-Sam "I wasn't. It was just under me. Right below my butt."-Pat
"Who would just freeze Jason and let him loose in space? That's poor leadership."-Adria
"What's the Digimon reaction?"-Zoe "Overwhelmingly positive!"-Pat "Overwhelmingly? That's my favorite kind of whelm!"-Zoe
"They have serious problems with run-on sentences."-Sam "Don't we all?"-Zoe "Nope!"-Pat
"We asked what Massives they wanted, and one guy said he wanted a leopard gecko"-Pat "Well I wanted to never carry Massives again, so neither of us gets what we wanted"-Chris
"I'm getting soup!"-Pat "You're a crazy man"-Zoe "I'm a rebel. A SOUP rebel."-Pat
"On the chicken prototype, do chickens have fluffy thighs?" (Googles it) "They DO have fluffy thighs, just like me!"-Sam
"If you rub away the thin veneer of narrative on any of the Comfort Foods, it starts to quickly devolve into madness"-Pat
"I'm making a bag of things to attach things to other things. Tape, safety pins, needle & thread, what else?"-Zoe "Spear. Everything else impales in comparison."-Charles
"Pat, you have a doppelganger"-Eric "Do I have to kill him?"-Pat
"I've only worked huge cons. Alright, that sounds incriminating. I mean I've only worked big conventions"-Charles
"Pat, I love your shirt."-Aaron "It has triangles on it!"-Pat "It's very acute!"-Charles
"They sent us a gift basket? That's the best present I've ever received from someone I owe a quarter million dollars to."-Charles
"She wants a 15" Squishable bread and we don't have one. Well, we do have one, but we only have one."-Sam "It's a Highlander Squishable."-Charles
"Pat, do you have...a thing that you probably already gave me? Yup, there it is."-Zoe
"How hard would it be to update the carousel?"-Aaron "Easy, but I'm going to moan about it"-Pat
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