Dave Siegel
@StandUpDave
Comedian & fmr writer for Diane Sawyer, Don Lemon & Anderson Cooper, currently for NewsNation… yet most know me as White Guy Indifferent... whatever.
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Few realize that, just like the Chinese calendar, the Jewish New Year is represented by an animal as well. And this year, for the 5786th year in a row... it's... Eeyore! #RoshHashana #ShanaTova #shanatovah #Roshashanah #jewishnewyear
What’s a bat mitzvah without DLM? Pretty much the exact same thing… but I repped anyway! @DougBenson @DougLovesMovies
I don't know sign language but I am saying this interpretor is adding some of her own thoughts to the mix...
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu: “Under the Trump administration, groceries are less affordable, housing is harder to build, cures for cancer are farther away, and good news on our economy has been as hard to find as the Epstein list.”
Hey @Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t have to be mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
WORLD RECORD: Greta Thunberg becomes the first hostage victim in history whose kidnappers’ only demand is that she leave
To be fair, 6 days after I gave a girlfriend a key to MY house, shit blew up too #elon #Trump #TrumpMuskBromance #Elongate #elonmask
This conclave is all just one big popeularity contest! #conclave #Conclave2025 #Pope #PopeElection #vatican
-Jewish population in US: 2% -Jewish population among coaches in the Final Four: 75%
Alright, ready for this? Here’s a quick thread with highlights from The 7 October Parliamentary Commission Report—also known as The Roberts Report. It’s the most comprehensive document published to date on the events of October 7, 2023, detailing thousands of incidents from…
UPDATE: DOGE has stepped in and fired the secret service cancer kid #Elon #ElonMask #DOGE #Trump #TrumpAddress
“HOW IN THE WORLD” did that let call that a 3-pointer!?
Before you guys start hating on the Bourbon Street terrorist, it turns out - he had a big problem with the liquor industry… But then again… he’s not exactly a looker is he… so have at ‘em! #bourbanstreet #NolaAttack #Luigi
Is there any doubt that someone in NJ is going to fire a gun at a drone next week and inadvertently kill Santa!? #drones #DroneInvasionUSA #NJDRONES
Keep celebrating a small cowardly c—t who shot a dad in the back instead of using his Ivy League education & family connections to work for his cause for which he claims to care about. I really hope not 1 of you morons owns 1 stock or has a 401K invested in a healthcare company
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