I googled what to get someone with no personality, but there weren't many results
Will has the contacts but I have the nose ring so we're even
Me: if I get eaten by a shark, you can have my car Boyfriend: Deal! They'll have a full meal with you... 🙃
My hair had split in the middle so I photoshopped it in - some of it is Will Mitchell's #stateit
I have levels of drunk - this is what I call bite my own finger drunk
Him: If I proposed to you now, would you say yes? Me: Of course! Him: Nah, not on a fucking Tuesday..
Boyfriend of 3 years: I think I'm starting to see a future with you! Me: And the past three years were..? 😂
*crying at teddy bear being taken away* You cant mess with me while I'm hormonally imbalanced, okay? #stateit
Those are the kind of people who shouldn't bother with revision because their degree is worthless anyway #stateit F
United States Trends
- 1. Ford N/A
- 2. #WWENXT N/A
- 3. Wemby N/A
- 4. #RHOSLC N/A
- 5. TJ Sabula N/A
- 6. Chet N/A
- 7. Peyton Watson N/A
- 8. #kubball N/A
- 9. #TheRookie N/A
- 10. Iowa State N/A
- 11. Kansas N/A
- 12. Austin Swartz N/A
- 13. Dale Partridge N/A
- 14. Rock Chalk N/A
- 15. #GirlFromNowhereTheReset N/A
- 16. Allen Fieldhouse N/A
- 17. Jaida Parker N/A
- 18. Seton Hall N/A
- 19. Jayhawks N/A
- 20. Chivas N/A
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