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I googled what to get someone with no personality, but there weren't many results


If it doesn't go square love, it doesn't go


I can always sell all my camera gear and put a deposit on a flat #stateit


Will has the contacts but I have the nose ring so we're even


You're psychologically unhinged. But that's what most people call female. #stateit


My numberplate is worth more than their car #12hourjourney


I've drank too much already but I want that tshirt #4cocktails1freetshirtissues


Me: if I get eaten by a shark, you can have my car Boyfriend: Deal! They'll have a full meal with you... 🙃


My hair had split in the middle so I photoshopped it in - some of it is Will Mitchell's #stateit


I have levels of drunk - this is what I call bite my own finger drunk


Smile nice enough and you can get away with murder #stateit


Him: If I proposed to you now, would you say yes? Me: Of course! Him: Nah, not on a fucking Tuesday..


Boyfriend of 3 years: I think I'm starting to see a future with you! Me: And the past three years were..? 😂


We're only getting married so we can consummate it #stateit


*crying at teddy bear being taken away* You cant mess with me while I'm hormonally imbalanced, okay? #stateit


Those are the kind of people who shouldn't bother with revision because their degree is worthless anyway #stateit F


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