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Sean

@StaticKing

There's a reason I came home wasted in the middle of the night, a tiny kingdom at the bottom of the trees where I was always a winner & I was usually right.

.@LNRailway truly excelled themselves this morning. First train out of Northampton is delayed by at least 40mins because (checks notes) they forgot to turn it on in time 🤦


AXS: "Are you a real fan?* Me:

StaticKing's tweet image. AXS: "Are you a real fan?*
Me:

First rule of Apprentice Train Driver Club - don't derail your train between Bletchley and Milton Keynes thereby causing havoc across the land for days on end. Second rule of Train Driver Apprentice Club... Well, you get the idea.

Well, finally hung up the whistle after nearly 3 enjoyable years at @LNRailway as a Senior Conductor! Would recommend it to anyone, but now it’s time to enjoy my weekend before I chase the childhood dream as an Apprentice Train Driver 😁🚂



The next @LNRailway service to London Euston is not delayed due to a shortage of train crew, rather a business model that relies on staff doing overtime.


The more he ignored them the closer they got

StaticKing's tweet image. The more he ignored them the closer they got

My hot take on the GTA 6 price leak... Yes, £100 is a lot of money but in return you will get literally hundreds of hours of gaming for years to come. Meanwhile, people are more than happy to pay over that for a football top with a different sponsor's logo every season 🤷


Sean reposted

A Saturday at work


Love that tourists from all over the world use the @LNRailway to get to Watford Junction for the Harry Potter Studios and they're routinely greeted to this absolute state of affairs. Welcome to Britain, where modern life is still rubbish...

StaticKing's tweet image. Love that tourists from all over the world use the @LNRailway to get to Watford Junction for the Harry Potter Studios and they're routinely greeted to this absolute state of affairs. Welcome to Britain, where modern life is still rubbish...

Off to see @mogwaiband tonight at Brixton. And in acknowledgement of my advancing years, this is the first time I'll be donning ear plugs at a gig. Indie Dads assemble!


Fully funded music and arts programmes in secondary schools would be cheaper and achieve more in the long run, says me

StaticKing's tweet image. Fully funded music and arts programmes in secondary schools would be cheaper and achieve more in the long run, says me

I see the politics of weakness is at it again spotify.link/0a4TZrwxiOb


These junior doctors get younger every year


My train company excelling themselves this morning with the new excuse of just simply not having any trains


Any excuse to showcase this absolute plank again

StaticKing's tweet image. Any excuse to showcase this absolute plank again

Anyone over 6ft should be required to stand at the back at gigs. You guys get enough privileges in life let us short people have this one thing.



Me when I get to the till at Tesco's and realise I've forgotten my clubcard

StaticKing's tweet image. Me when I get to the till at Tesco's and realise I've forgotten my clubcard

Whilst I agree wholeheartedly that Euston is a hellmouth not fit for purpose, you should try having to commute there as a shift worker for over a decade before thinking you've had it bad...


I vowed that *this* time when my phone contact was paid in full I would stick with it and halve my monthly bill. But, as with the craven magpie, the lure of Shiny New Thing is proving difficult to ignore.


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