Status King
@StatusKing
StatusKing boasts the funniest and most clever status messages on the web. Check us out at http://StatusKing.net.
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"I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me."
"If I was rich, I’d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner."
"Red meat is not bad for you. The blue-greenish meat - that’s really bad for you."
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
Alexander Hamilton was never actually a U.S. president either - so why can't Fabio's picture be on the $10 bill?
"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."
The Miss Universe Pageant will be really epic when the women from other planets finally decide to show up.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall."
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once." ~ SK User Jasmin Aleman
"I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course…"
When I fill out forms, I always put Chuck Norris as my emergency contact. What the heck is my Mom able to do?
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