TheStatusTranslator
@StatusTranslate
Send us the attention seeking status' that you see with a translation of what you really think they are suggesting - [email protected]
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"Quoting Grime lyrics will gain me respect even though I'm a weedy, boring cunt." #Translated #wasteman #cravingattention
"I'm desperate for female attention, hence why I have tweeted 16k times like a narcissistic cunt" #Translated #cunt
Introducing Dal Petchino, one of our main soldiers on the frontline of our war against attention seekers! #translated
"Oh boys please notice how I have suddenly taken a liking to football" #HungryForCock #AllAboutTheCock #Translated
"I'm in hospital guys! Am I hurt? Is a loved one hurt? Who knows!? Sympathy welcome." #Translated #AttentionSeeker
'Maybe if I let everyone know that sometimes I use recreational drugs, more people will swipe right' #translated
"Guys look how much I love animals! I love them so much I want them served with mash potato!" #Translated #Hypocrite
"I'm really desperate for attention, so I'll ask you all a vague question and pray for a response." #Translated
"Look at this breathtaking sunset of me half naked. If you look really closely, you can see my flange." #Translated
"This is cringey, but I'm still gonna post it for attention. Praying for a retweet to boost my ego too." #Translated
"It's just hurtful when people insult me. It erodes my soul. I'll use Twitter to raise my self esteem." #Translated
"Guys I'm getting my ear pierced. Guys I'm getting my ear pierced. Guys I got my ear pierced... Guys?.." #Translated
"Day 3, I have travelled hours just for this very moment. Look at my luscious garden of pubes." #Translated
"Let me simplify a war into 140 characters whilst I post from the safety of my greater London home" #Translated
United States Trends
- 1. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 2. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 3. #SistasOnBET N/A
- 4. Fredo N/A
- 5. Nets N/A
- 6. Speedway N/A
- 7. Lamelo N/A
- 8. #ChicagoFire N/A
- 9. Sproat N/A
- 10. Sproat N/A
- 11. Peralta N/A
- 12. Kenny Omega N/A
- 13. #ChicagoMed N/A
- 14. Cuomo N/A
- 15. Al Harris N/A
- 16. Collin Chandler N/A
- 17. Iceland N/A
- 18. Brewers N/A
- 19. Tobias Myers N/A
- 20. Tennis N/A
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