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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays this courier from the swift completion of my appointed rounds.
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I might be white, but I'm not "I know my dad" white.
Thanks for setting a table by your front door for packages. My back and knees appreciate you.
If you know your house is on a walking route for your mail carrier and you keep ordering shit like dog food, cat litter, and water, there's a special place in hell for you 😤
When you put "Return to sender" on your junk mail, we just throw it out.
If Jesus wasn’t white then why did he know his dad
Same.
You deliver on Sunday? Yea, someone's gotta deliver @amazon's parcels for them. Hot enough for ya? Before they can ask I say, "it's just not hot enough today" No junk mail. That shit pays my bills. If it got your name on it, you getten it.
Good dogs get a milkbone and a hug, aggressive dogs get pepper spray
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