Stephen Coltbert
@StephenColtbert
I am Equestria.
What's her economic policy? Her foreign relations plan? I say a debate between Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis is in order!
Should we really have thrown out Queen Chrysalis so soon? I think she made some good points about basing a government on the power of love.
So what if she has wings and a horn? You know what I like to call that Princess Celestia? Racism.
This royal wedding is a sham! So our hard earned tax-bits go right into a wedding for some floozy we haven't heard of before?
And a special thanks to my sponsors, the Rich family. Keep sending in your checks!
It pains me to hear that the Foal Free Press has gone out of print. It was the only paper not afraid to print the real facts!
Happy April Foals Day. This post is dedicated to those liberals out there, the greatest foals of all.
I nominate @mlp_fluttershy for a Shorty Award in #green because, despite her dangerous treehugging/being agenda, she is just so adorable!
Fillies and gentlecolts, we can not allow internet censorship to happen! How else would I find sites to enlarge my flank in 30 days or less?
Coltbert's Theater Review: Canterlot Hearth's Warming Eve Pageant. Nothing but propaganda promoting a singular, government backed agenda.
Folks, this season lets keep the Hearth in Hearth Warming's Day. I don't care what the PC police say, I do not recognize Griffonukkah!
The race for the Republicolt Primaries is on! Personally, I'm backing Michelle Buckmann.
@MHpersonalDerp You snooze you loose! I could hire you as my personal assistant. You won't get paid, though. And I will be abusive.
Was Princess Celestia even born in Equestria? The last thing we need is foreigners running the place.
This #OccupyColtStreet business is getting out of hoof. The top 1% need those bits! Do you have any idea how much gourmet alfalfa costs?
Equestrian Treasury suddenly missing several thousand bits. Princess Celestia gets a new pegacoach. Coincidence?
It's time to get tough on Manticore overpopulation. As Bob Barker once said, spay and neuter your monstrous creatures.
It's Labor Day, or as I like to call it, the downfall of the Equestrian. I hope you enjoy your day off when we're all speaking Griffon.
Equestria's ongoing obesity epidemic continues! I'd blame Sugar Cube Corner, but I'd rather be a pony than a cupcake.
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