Stephenesque's profile picture. I’m just here so I don’t get fined

Stephen X

@Stephenesque

I’m just here so I don’t get fined

It's absolutely exhausting

self-hating americans are so insufferable



Delete this

There is no word in English that means someone is 30% sure something will happen

Acre108's tweet image. There is no word in English that means someone is 30% sure something will happen


If you're gonna use ChatGPT—pls at least hide the damn em dash.


Idk if it's just me but I feel like..... everyone started saying "100%" as a casual response lately 😭


*clears throat*

so much has changed since then omg😭



Sonic 3 is the movie my teenaged self always wanted. I never thought I’d one day watch Sonic and Shadow beat the shit out of each other on the big screen. I need to see this one more time. #SonicMovie3

MentokThe's tweet image. Sonic 3 is the movie my teenaged self always wanted. I never thought I’d one day watch Sonic and Shadow beat the shit out of each other on the big screen. I need to see this one more time. #SonicMovie3


The serotonin rush when you mute Teams’ hellish notifications for the next 4 days


Me and @MentokThe on December 20th

SHOWTIME. Watch the new trailer for #SonicMovie3, and get your tickets now. Only in cinemas December 20. paramnt.us/Sonic3Tix



Now this I believe

I did all my coding with just Diet Coke, burgers & pizza



WE WON 😍

Peter Thiel: AI is bad news for people for math skills and society is going to shift in favor of people with strong verbal skills.



Me looking at all the European aurora pics

Stephenesque's tweet image. Me looking at all the European aurora pics

Way too many 30+ year olds asking me if I’m Team Kendrick or Drizzy


I can explain

Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks

Dexerto's tweet image. Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks
Dexerto's tweet image. Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks
Dexerto's tweet image. Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks
Dexerto's tweet image. Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks


This song went hard tho

Scotty Doesn’t Know



Many such cases

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written* Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say



Working in corporate America has somehow added “howdy”, “alrighty”, and “circle back” to my vocabulary


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