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Steve Merchant

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Steve Merchant reposted

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THE LIZARD IS SETTING PURPLE SECTORS!!!! 😭


And, another one bites the dust. @NoIPcom account has been cancelled. a month before my renewal date, no reminder email, no price confirmation email, just charge my account. The subscription has gone up by 240% in one year!! I will not work with companies that do this. Cancelled


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Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News. Lets show them one.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News.

Lets show them one.

Steve Merchant reposted

BREAKING: MAGA Governor Kristi Noem desperately defends her decision to execute her dog Cricket for being "less than worthless" as a "hunting dog" and "untrainable." "I hated that dog," Noem writes in her new book, which contains the shocking revelation that she shot him with a…

OccupyDemocrats's tweet image. BREAKING: MAGA Governor Kristi Noem desperately defends her decision to execute her dog Cricket for being "less than worthless" as a "hunting dog" and "untrainable."

"I hated that dog," Noem writes in her new book, which contains the shocking revelation that she shot him with a…

Steve Merchant reposted

The Conservatives are considering appointing extremist Gideon Falter as their Counter-Extremism advisor. RT if it's a HELL NO from you.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. The Conservatives are considering appointing extremist Gideon Falter as their Counter-Extremism advisor.

RT if it's a HELL NO from you.

Steve Merchant reposted

BOOM.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. BOOM.

Steve Merchant reposted

What we need now is 50 years of taxing billionaires out of existence.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. What we need now is 50 years of taxing billionaires out of existence.

Come on @Ofcom this can't be considered ethical?

Ofcom has said that GB News can still use politicians like Jacob Rees-Mogg as presenters because there is no clear consensus from the Public that we don't want them. Smash the RT and the Like and show them a consensus, get them off our TVs.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. Ofcom has said that GB News can still use politicians like Jacob Rees-Mogg as presenters because there is no clear consensus from the Public that we don't want them.

Smash the RT and the Like and show them a consensus, get them off our TVs.


Steve Merchant reposted

Today is the 4 year anniversary of the most DISASTROUS press bleaching, I mean briefing of all time, masterfully weaved into hilarious comedy gold by the amazing @SarahCpr. Yes, we're WAY better off now with President Biden. #BetterWithBiden


Steve Merchant reposted

Can someone tell us how sending 300 people to Rwanda for £562,000,000 will help lower NHS waiting times, or build more Social Houses? But they could have hired 20,000 extra Nurses, or built 10,000 houses instead, and that would. Yes Rwanda is that ridiculously expensive.


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Rishi Sunak claimed multiple times on BBC #r4today that the voters have voted for the Rwanda Scheme many times. In reality we haven't been given a single chance to vote on it. So I will give you one here... RT, if it is expensive, hateful trash. Like, if you want it.

BladeoftheS's tweet image. Rishi Sunak claimed multiple times on BBC #r4today that the voters have voted for the Rwanda Scheme many times.

In reality we haven't been given a single chance to vote on it.

So I will give you one here...

RT, if it is expensive, hateful trash.
Like, if you want it.

How crazy that some organisations have never heard of "The Streisand Effect". Here it is in it's full glory

When you post a newsworthy video of a collapsed roof and you get a “cease and desist” @instagram message. 🤣🤣😳 “We are writing to you on behalf of Cadillac of South San Francisco to address the video you recently posted on social media featuring our business. It has come to…



Steve Merchant reposted

This family ran up a £329 food bill and skipped out on paying. From what I can see from replies, they live in Swansea Let's get them found, £329 is a huge loss in the food industry Let's play detective!

On_The_News_UK's tweet image. This family ran up a £329 food bill and skipped out on paying. From what I can see from replies, they live in Swansea 

Let's get them found, £329 is a huge loss in the food industry 

Let's play detective!

Steve Merchant reposted

When Donald Trump was asked how 1,000 Americans dying a day could possibly mean Covid was “under control” he said, “it is what it is.” So forgive me if I don’t give a flying fuck about how hard it is to sit in a cold courtroom. When a military widow was mourning the loss of her…


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On the Bedford to three bridges train & this group of guys starting on anyone (including a woman in her 70s), racist slurs, throwing punches. As soon as he sees me filming he threatens me I get the train everyday, easily the most horrendous journey & experience I’ve had

marymandefield's tweet image. On the Bedford to three bridges train & this group of guys starting on anyone (including a woman in her 70s), racist slurs, throwing punches. As soon as he sees me filming he threatens me

I get the train everyday, easily the most horrendous journey & experience I’ve had

Steve Merchant reposted

BREAKING: Superstar actor Alan Ritchson of Reacher fame hits back hard at the pro-Trump National Fraternal Order of Police for calling him a "useless Hollywood actor" who is "virtue signaling for attention at the expense of brave police officers." This is a real showdown between…

OccupyDemocrats's tweet image. BREAKING: Superstar actor Alan Ritchson of Reacher fame hits back hard at the pro-Trump National Fraternal Order of Police for calling him a "useless Hollywood actor" who is "virtue signaling for attention at the expense of brave police officers."

This is a real showdown between…

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