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Steven Allen

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After two days in a hospital I took a turn for the nurse.


Don’t be too particular.


In Mexico always ask the price of the taxi before you get in – they generally have no meters


DAM… I LOVE technology… Thanks to Al Gore I can see NOAA weather radar from any place in the USA!!


A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.


Have you noticed how everything is now made in China from your toothbrush to your Bar-b-Que pit?


I feel like a KING in my new chair!


When doctors and undertakers meet they wink at each other.


We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.


Sardines are good for you!


Coffee is very good in the morning.


Eat fresh fruits & veggies ever day.


Found a Windburg print on EBay- cheaper than I thought


Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...


You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.


Ginger pills from Wal-Mart are great for seasickness or car motion sickness. – Cheap too


Real women wear what they like.


I love Bourbon with a nice cola drink.


I am a KING in my new chair!!


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