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Steven M. Coombe

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Whenever I see people under the age of 20 yawning I can’t help but think: “oh man, y’all don’t even know yet.”


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It just blows my mind: so many people who are “pro-America” celebrate how we revolted against oppression and tyranny are disgusted by Americans who speak out against oppression and tyranny but defend people who (wrongly) fought against “oppression” and “tyranny.” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Does BK have impossible cheese and impossible bacon I can get on this Impossible Whopper?


Soy Latte is Spanish for "I am latte"


My Mom’s watching one of those real-life, procedural crime shows & one of the suspects’ name is Harry Barber. I giggle every time they say his name.


Dear @netflix I appreciate you getting into the Halloween spirit... but I get home after 3:00am every night and that new login noise has caught me off guard freaked me the f___ out every time for the last week. #netflixandkills


I’m not hating on anyone with this statement but... I feel like today’s “I don’t have social media” is yesterday’s “I don’t have a television.”


So after watching the “This is America” video for the 100th time, I’ve come to the conclusion that if Donald Glover was a superhero his superpower would be that he has all the superpowers.


Why are they not making a television series with Spike Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, and Charles Barkley? Can't we at least get a road trip movie?


Steven M. Coombe reposted

What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight


No Siri, I did not mean "mother ducker."


My vet said there's a blood test they can do to see what breeds make up my dog. I'm just wondering if there's an IQ test they can do. #dummy


I don't misspell much, but I do misspell alot.


Color me surprised if the fall of civilization is the result of a game in which one "catches" fictitious creatures with a cell phone.


"... we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt." - Dr. Martin Luther King JR. #BlackLivesMatter


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