Still__Single's profile picture. 8 outgoing calls from my friends phone on Saturday night to last week's shacker. Needless to say, Still Single.

Still Single

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8 outgoing calls from my friends phone on Saturday night to last week's shacker. Needless to say, Still Single.

I'm wearing black out tonight to match my blackout tonight #StillSingle #bitches 💋


Maybe 2014 will bring me a boyfriend..! #stillsingle


Every Saturday of the year should be set aside for day drinking and college football. I don't care how old you are


Just unprotected my tweets from my non-anon account. Feels like that moment when you get home & take your bra off


Drunk as a monkeys uncle


I can't wait to make some bad decisions tonight 😎


Why can't I find a guy who wants to text me though out the week and not just late on weekends


It's only Tuesday fuck the real world I need Friday NOW


Some Sunday encouragement for all my single ladies out there

Still__Single's tweet image. Some Sunday encouragement for all my single ladies out there

I need a drink in my hand and a guy in my bed #happythoughts


#ThingsIdoWheniLikeYou: Anything and everything crazy, awkward, and stupid.


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I bet if I didn't hit up happy hour so much I'd be really skinny. #emptycalories #boozeoverbod


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The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.


#thatoneEx that was so hot but couldn't handle his alcohol #notyourbabysitter


If I hookup with A guy to soon I'm a slut but if I don't hookup with him I'm a prude? #wtf


@BuzzFeed: Girl takes amazing selfie while getting tackled by security at a baseball game bzfd.it/13mntiI http://t.co/bLvWCJQVHn”

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